I HAVE MISPLACED MY VIBRATOR I AM VERY UPSET

lamorbidezza:

Make-up at Christian Dior Spring 2014

murphmanfa:

sandvichette:

vigilantespanties:

Fred Rogers Acceptance Speech - 1997

Our neighbor didn’t die, he was just needed someplace else.

He took a moment that was about recognizing him and turned it into a moment to recognize everyone who was there and everyone who made it possible for him to do what he does. If you want a perfect example of why he is so fondly remembered and such a great person, it’s tough to find a better one than this.

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

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dinklaged:

I’ve been staying at Ian’s since you’ve been in the can, bitch. Guess what we’ve been doing, daddy! We’ve been fucking. And I take it. He gives it to me good and hard and I fucking like it…fuck you! I suck his dick! I fucking love it!

someone: we finish each other's s-
me: TEVE ROGERS
Mutual harassment with my favorite Puritans

Mutual harassment with my favorite Puritans

vinebox:

REMEBER WATCHU SUPPOSED TO BE CELEBRATING TODAY

A sceptic who adheres to a believer is as simple as the law of complementary colors.

blue-eyed-hanji:

snt-scouting-legion:

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING IN THIS SCREENSHOT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
JEAN’S ABOUT TO BEAT SASHA FOR BEING A LIL SHIT
SASHA’S ABOUT TO DEFEND HERSELF
CONNIE’S ABOUT TO DEFEND SASHA
REINER’S ALL LIKE “All of you are lil shits.”
ANNIE’S ALL LIKE “So, Armin-“
ARMIN’S ALL LIKE “WHOAH HANG ON THERE FOR A SEC ANNIE WHAT’S HAPPENING OVER THERE?!”

they’re all dorks
welcome to the dork squad
attack on dorks

blue-eyed-hanji:

snt-scouting-legion:

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING IN THIS SCREENSHOT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

JEAN’S ABOUT TO BEAT SASHA FOR BEING A LIL SHIT

SASHA’S ABOUT TO DEFEND HERSELF

CONNIE’S ABOUT TO DEFEND SASHA

REINER’S ALL LIKE “All of you are lil shits.”

ANNIE’S ALL LIKE “So, Armin-“

ARMIN’S ALL LIKE “WHOAH HANG ON THERE FOR A SEC ANNIE WHAT’S HAPPENING OVER THERE?!”

they’re all dorks

welcome to the dork squad

attack on dorks

littlefavour:

"But I knew him"